Hey hey! Soft porn with seashells!!!

Hey check it out! It's like someone has a watersports, seaweed and mollusc fantasy here!! And it's not me! The picture in the post before this one was included because I've had that watery tart up in my loo for years... then I found this picture - and well, I just included her 'cause it looks like bad soft porn... and frankly, I find alot of soft porn rather amusing.