Ok let's get this baby off the ground
So.... what's on my mind? Well, I suppose I'm trying to figure out the nicest way to dump my boyfriend.
Sucks really, he's utterly lovely, and nice, and warm, funny, kind, alla that malarky... in fact exactly the sort of boyfriend you really wanna snag but here I am... wanting OUT!!!
If he's so great (and he is) then why do I want out so badly??? (and I do!!!).
OK... I'm thinking I will take him to the Big Day Out and have a blast, then do it nicely.
Any suggestions?
Sucks really, he's utterly lovely, and nice, and warm, funny, kind, alla that malarky... in fact exactly the sort of boyfriend you really wanna snag but here I am... wanting OUT!!!
If he's so great (and he is) then why do I want out so badly??? (and I do!!!).
OK... I'm thinking I will take him to the Big Day Out and have a blast, then do it nicely.
Any suggestions?
posted by princessfanwah at Tuesday, January 17, 2006
3 Comments:
Yay! At last you have a blog!
One question before I comment on your dilemma: is it a Box Jellyfish? or an Irikanji? Coz I aint licking tone of those!
So, the boyfriend situation...
well a certain person we both know informed me the other day of said boyfriend's secret penchant... You dont need to be a rocket scientist to work out that this is a splendid reason for you to remove yourself from this particular entanglement.
Um, best way to do it. Well, you could be honest, but that usually has the effect of making them go "but honey, I'll change..." and then you cnat get rid of them (except for Fuckhead who just said that it was all my fault he was an asshole anyway!)
Option 2: You want to have kids. he doesnt. Explain the incompatibility of this situation to him, in interpretive dance if necessary.
Option 3: the old "I dont want to be in a relationship right now" bullshit.
Crap, I'm out of ideas. The only time I ever had to have The Talk was with Fuckhead and that conversation went on for 4.5 years and we know how THAT ended.
Good luck with it Princess. For future reference, make a list of all the attributes your partner must have, and dont settle for anything less. This is what I did (seriously) and two months later Monkey Boy came along, fitting my list EXACTLY.
You so rock shazzledazzler! It's true ... all true... but I feel like a right bastard ya know?
As I told you on the phone once - I especially invented a greeting card for this purpose. One the front it has a picture of quite a pretty town with cars and trees and shit and it says "Welcome to Dumpsville" and on the inside it says "population - YOU!". Useful and funny!
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